i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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