I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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