I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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