I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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