So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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