bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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