I like to think it a success when the cops are called
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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