You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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