the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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