i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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