Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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