Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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