Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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