Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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