That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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