I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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