i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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