well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
lol hangovers are for mortals.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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