nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Your tits are I can't wait for
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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