yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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