Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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