I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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