The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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