i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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