I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
