Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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