Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
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