come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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