Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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