Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
pray to the hookup gods
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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