I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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