At least make sure they are 18
Why
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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