i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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