Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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