If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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