Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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