I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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