I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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