erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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