Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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