Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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