we're blogging at a bar
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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