Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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