yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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