OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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