sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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