fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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