You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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