votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You need Xanax blowdarts
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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