Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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